The introductory phrase: The host asked: the cat can climb a tree?Eagles Responder: Yes! Moderator: an example! Eagle tears: That year, I was asleep, the cat climbed a tree ... and then there is an owl ...
1 January is a month of rare are no longer concerned about tickets, because tickets are not even home to buy.
2, a man candidates, the manageress asked what his specialty.The man said: "lower body strengths." Manageress: "rogue, indecent ......" man angrily: "Who rogue, who is dirty, I said my legs how ..."
3, [Lu Wentao Who are they? The]'s Hot, "Lu Wentao" Who are you? The first floor of the brother that everyone net brother, always accounted for the sofa and message to be stroking the dog's head on the second floor, a few days ago did not want to Mashiqianti error of 0.1 seconds accounted for a sofa, and touch the second floor of his their own dog's head, users have finally caught him, and quickly discredit, set off a touch Lu Wentao nugget craze.
4 yesterday, a male guests from Chaozhou female guests "must be a boy, I asked," If your wife is not beget the boy what can we do? ", He said," We Chaoshan must be a boy, I asked "boy born not divorce?" he said Chaoshan not divorce, but it must be a boy, I asked, "If it is born not boys?", he said, "must be a boy, this is our Chaoshan The tradition of the people.
5, there is a tiger cold, want to eat panda, panda cry: "Are you cold, why to eat me?" Tiger said: "the ads say, the cold is necessary to eat the white with black!
6, a child downstairs in the shop to buy drinks. The shopkeeper gave him a bottle, then the child said no money. Shopkeeper angrily threatened: "to find your mother had no money to go!" When a child is scared cap came off the ground. Pick it up: Another bottle! So the cap to the owner and left happily. Leaving the owner bewildered ...
7, pharaoh to enter the fourth decade, the more he felt his ears regardless of use, therefore, he went to the hospital. Pharaoh: "Doctor, my ear more and more to die, I could not even fart sounds, can be heard." Doctor: "You take this drug to see the situation may be improving." Pharaoh: "I ear disease can be cured? "Doctor:" That may not, but you can make your fart sound a little larger.
8, yesterday collar votes, the front is a migrant workers, he asked all the trips have been an answer: "No," he overwhelmed: "home for the holiday!" See I have successfully received the votes of pitchedhe like to find a savior laughed, and asked under this little girl so know! I left when told he has to register online, online banking payment, he was ignorant to say: I, I will not ... "
9, the so-called review, use economics to explain, is a standard Prisoner's Dilemma. If agreement is reached do not review, then everyone will: but for the dominant strategy, everyone chose the review, the result is that the overall interests of everyone ... Even worse, the problem is, this is satisfied even balance, everyone there is no stimulus to change existing state ... so it was painful review ...
10, high school, a math test, everyone buried fired off letters, I suddenly wanted to fart, but because of the too quiet around, trying to use a cough fart sound security cover in the past, who wants to cough finished. only delay the arrival of a loud fart, the whole class burst out laughing, math teacher with a smile of her glasses, said two words, the time difference.
11, the month of cell phone did not ring, and, Na Quxiu today the results of the maintenance master said the phone is not bad, but more than a month did not call in nothing, I direct will give master knelt down and begged him not to mention the ... ...
12, I think someone wanted to make "Dragon fly A" sequel, called "Dragon Flying B", I secretly pray, or do not shoot the third episode.
13, time to attend the make-up, half way met a fellow student, he asked: "hanging a few subjects?" I said: "two subjects, do you?" He said: "one of the subjects did not hang." I said: "powerful! Second Section "then went to make-up, found him out from the examination room, I asked:" Did not you say that a subject did not hang you? "He said:" Yes, a Division did not hang, the other hung up ... "
14 yesterday, walking with a girl, and she said so cold, I said to her: "Have you heard of this piece did not, said a man and a woman walk, the girls said the cold. Ordinary youth took off his clothes to put on to her. The young artists unlock their own clothes and held her arms, "said the young man:" You learn, Leap is not cold. Then she laughed for a while, said: "There are a fool than young a joke."
15 noon, the elective exams, the strange number calls, hang up, back to the message "What is it? Examination", received a text message tomorrow to send you express it, a good test.
16, has always insisted on taking a bath with cold water, Cawan who habitually end of a pot of cold water washed down from the body, last night did not know how the residual brain Flush the water to get dressed, pick up a pot of water ready to wash foot, the result · · · · · · suddenly fell on the body, I faint ah, lying in bed today, baked my clothes on the radiator.
17, my junior high school had never been seen at the same table is always more than once told me to see a joke from Erqi Road Forum. Each Xiaofan Tian. In addition, most of the jokes I've told him ... That was a difficult time, LZ rather die than live.
18 back Gongjin the year, the Joe early married, majestic English.Guam towels, laughing, knees, an arrow ...
19 bed in the morning, open the phone and saw snow. So he took the package tightly to go to work. Along the way the sun is shining, not quite right. Open the phone a closer look: rub, turned out to be 24 solar terms of the snow.
20, once class leadership to go out drinking, drunk squad leader, to crawl back to school, so we stepped forward to raise him, I did not expect, he said: "Do not worry me, I was leaning on the wall to govery safe. "
21 as an assistant to the boss. New Year's employees leave. My boss in finishing the warehouse. The ground is relatively clean ... just sat there finishing ... finally finishing over one morning. Up. We all know that. Up sitting on the ground when finishing under pants ... boss and I are finishing trousers. Because familiar. I am on the way to the belt tightened. At this time the boss came ... see us in their respective organize their own clothes. The key to my belt not tie finished. Boss that livid face ...
22, the office has a sister, sturdy. The recent cold weather, to see her sitting on the bench, tapping your foot. Ask, how? A: urinary urgency. Q: Why not go to solve? A: Retention and heating.
23, Xiao Ming just got home, my father asked: so come back later, not to suffer the teacher fined it? Xiao Ming did not speak, nodded.His father asked: Why? Xiao Ming: The teacher asked me 2 + 3 equal to a few, I say equal to 5. Dad: Yes, ah? Xiao Ming: Later the teacher asked, 3 + 2 is equal to a few? Dad: What the fuck? Little said: Dad, I have also said ...
24, my password is very simple, my girlfriend's initials plus birthday ... so ... I developed a good habit of frequently changed passwords.
25 men for World of Warcraft, to give up their studies, to give up work, give up the blind date ... sister angry: not a game. The man answered: a woman is good, but can not let my 30 bucks to play 4000 minutes. Sister, after hearing angrily: you can his aging mother once playing 4000 minutes, his aging mother to lose out your 30!
26, the beautiful call to her husband: "My husband, my car was pushed!" Hurriedly asked her husband: "Are you okay, Whose responsibility is it?" Beauty replied: "No more big, it is my responsibility." Husband asked: "Do a bit of responsibility of each other?" beautiful answer: "responsibility." My husband felt very strange, and asked: "the other side open what kind of car?" beauty: "The other side is a wall." the other wall ......
27, a newly pregnant colleague, and another female colleague home from work to play, and suddenly a Great Bend, 2 individuals crowded together. The colleague said: Ah, we three are pushed together to go. The driver was very frightened: you are not up to 2 people?
My Chinese name is 28, had children, the English name of the pass, the Japanese name is not linked to the Branch sub Korean name Smecta Indian name had children Asan, the Russian name will Castro Minkowski.
29, a friend said: "the last ten years I've worked hard every test will be copied, for what, is it for me?! Is not in order to improve the equalization of classes, classroom teachers face in order to gradeDirector Pingxianpingyou, principals go to Department of Education meeting face bar type. each copy of the frightened, sweating covered, I said that a complaint? selfless to the point where you want me how!
30, sometimes in language examination paper, I always feel that they are British. In English examination paper, I also feel that they change back to the Chinese people. When in the face of mathematics examination paper, I suddenly found himself an alien
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